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whiteknightswan: #GPOY EVERYONE ON THIS SITE

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 03:57:58 -0400

whiteknightswan:

#GPOY EVERYONE ON THIS SITE

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Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:26:54 -0400

awesomephilia: [via]

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 20:26:28 -0400

awesomephilia:

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fuckingrecipes: LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN DRINK, SO BEAUTIFUL. IT’S...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:10:19 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN DRINK, SO BEAUTIFUL.
IT’S CALLED ‘ITALIAN SODA’

BECAUSE ITALIANS KNOW HOW TO DO FUCKING EVERYTHING PERFECTLY. JESUS FUCK, LOOK AT THAT SHIT. PASTA AND PAINTINGS AND NOW THEY’VE MADE SODA INTO A FACE-SMASHING ART!

HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING THIS FLAWLESS?
WELL SAUNTER INTO THE KITCHEN, MY LOVELY LITTLE SHITS, BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO GET COOKING!

INGREDIENTS YOU NEED INCLUDE SOME WATER, SUGAR, HALF-AND-HALF CREAM AND CLUB SODA,THEN BLUEBERRIES OR STRAWBERRIES.

FIRST, YOU’LL MAKE SOME FUCKING FRUIT SYRUP. IF YOU FEEL LIKE CLIMBING MOUNT EVEREST IN YOUR UNDERWEAR, BLUEBERRIES IS PROBABLY BEST FOR YOU, AND YOU’LL NEED 3 CUPS OF THOSE BEAUTIFUL DARLINGS.

IF YOU WANT TO WRESTLE SOME GREAT WHITE SHARKS WITH A DEER HAUNCH STRAPPED TO YOUR ASS, THEN STRAWBERRIES SOUNDS LIKE THE BETTER FLAVOR FOR YOUR FLAWLESS MOUTH. YOU’LL NEED 4 CUPS OF CHOPPED STRAWBERRIES.

PICK YOUR FRUIT AND STICK WITH IT!

SHOVE 2 CUPS OF WATER INTO A POT, WITH 2 CUPS OF SUGAR! KEEP THAT SHIT ON ‘HIGH’ TEMPERATURE AND STIR UNTIL IT JUST LOOKS LIKE THICK WATER.

PREPARE YOUR BODY, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS MAGNIFICENT.
JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE AND TOSS THE 4 CUPS OF STRAWBERRIES OUT OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND INTO YOUR POT.

ALTERNATELY, IF YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A LAZY SHIT, YOU CAN SCOOP THE FRUIT UP WITH YOUR HANDS AND DUMP THEM INTO THE POT LIKE A FUCKING WUSS.

LET IT BOIL FOR 10 MINUTES, WHILE YOU’RE WAITING, YOU CAN GO SWALLOW A FUCKING TIME VORTEX TO SAVE THE UNIVERSE, BUT GET BACK IN TIME TO TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE HEAT.
PUT A BOWL UNDER YOUR STRAINER BEFORE YOU SHOVE YOUR MIXTURE INTO IT, BECAUSE YOU’RE SAVING THE SYRUP, AND THE FRUIT ALREADY DID ITS JOB.

SHOVE THIS DELICIOUS SYRUP SHIT INTO A CUP SO IT’LL BE EASIER TO HANDLE. I MAKE DOUBLE BATCHES AND KEEP THE EXTRA STUFF IN A BOTTLE MADE FROM CRYSTALLIZED TIME LORD TEARS AND CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER.

SHOVE YOUR SYRUP IN THE FREEZER FOR AN HOUR, BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO COOL THE FUCK DOWN!

NOW GET OUT YOUR JESUS FUCK THIS IS SO FANCY TYPE OF GLASSES, HELL, MAYBE YOU FEEL LIKE USING YOUR ANCIENT CRYSTAL CHAMPAGNE FLUTES, WHAT THE FUCK EVER. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

FILL THOSE BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS WITH ICE.
FILL ¼ OF THE CUP WITH YOUR SYRUP.
THEN GET IT UP TO THE ¾ POINT WITH CLUB SODA.
AND TOP IT OFF WITH SOME HALF-AND-HALF.

BEAUTIFUL BOUNCING TITTIES THAT LOOKS WONDERFUL.

STIR THAT SHIT UP AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING ITALIAN SODA!

astronomy-to-zoology: Volcano Rabbit (Romerolagus diazi) Also...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:28:16 -0400

astronomy-to-zoology:

Volcano Rabbit (Romerolagus diazi)

Also known as the teporingo or zacatuche, the volcano rabbit is a small species of rabbit found only in the mountains of Mexico. Like most lagomorphs the volcano rabbit is a herbivore and spends its time grazing on grasses, shrubs, and seeds. Unlike most rabbits though volcano rabbits communicate via sounds, like pikas, as opposed to foot thumping of most rabbits. Currently Volcano rabbits are in decline, habitat degradation and hunting have caused them to be listed as endangered.

Phylogeny

Animalia-Chordata-Mammalia-Lagomorpha-Leporidae-Romerolagus-diazi

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san-bam: coedmagazine: NEW MEME ALERT! apparently there’s this...

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:20:28 -0400

san-bam:

coedmagazine:

NEW MEME ALERT!

apparently there’s this new trend going around Japanese schools where they’re faking Dragon Ball fights.

it is AWESOME.

JAPAN, the place that makes every thing a trend.

Basic Gist of my Novel Outline so Far:

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:19:53 -0400

Chapter 1: Detail, detail, detail - I totally know what I'm doing thus far!
Chapter 2: Continuing to still know what direction my story will take
Chapter 3: Getting vaguer
Chapter 4: Shit, I've got no clue, just toss something random in
Chapter 5: OH FUCK IT ALL LET'S AT LEAST RUSH FORWARD TO THE PART I KNOW WHERE EXACTLY WHAT SHIT IS HAPPENING
Chapter 6: Half the cast dies!
Chapter 7: Sudden renewal of direction and understanding of story!
Chapter 8: I've got no fucking clue

thefunniestpost: Hysterical Blog!

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:34:52 -0400

thefunniestpost:

Hysterical Blog!

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Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:25:23 -0400

mamacobra: Omfg

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:22:09 -0400

mamacobra:

Omfg

skeetboarding: SkatEquality

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 02:20:19 -0400

skeetboarding:

SkatEquality

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Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:34:47 -0400

Is the way that you're making me feel tonight. .

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 02:16:07 -0400

Is the way that you're making me feel tonight. .

tastefullyoffensive: [safelyendangered]

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:35:03 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[safelyendangered]

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Sat, 23 Mar 2013 03:40:11 -0400

gracehelbig: The DailyDot wrote a really sweet article about...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 15:51:17 -0400

gracehelbig:

The DailyDot wrote a really sweet article about Hannah Hart and I. Click through to read! #aw

corgiappreciationblog: Fishing for corgis [x]

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 18:48:48 -0400

corgiappreciationblog:

Fishing for corgis [x]

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Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:54:03 -0400

lususlashout: tsundere-saurus-rex: ponyboy-gold: avatargemini...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 14:26:52 -0400

lususlashout:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

ponyboy-gold:

avatargemini:

iamnotanoaf:

lepetitdragon:

Every Anime Opening Ever

accurate!

This actually kinda scares me

almost every anime i’ve ever loved shows up in this like 3 times lmao

I want now that super anime

I NOW KNOW HOW TO BE ANIME.

I love how in almost all anime, tears are portrayed as sparkles.

OMG I AM SO SAD LET ME SHED GLITTER REAL QUICK.

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Mon, 18 Mar 2013 04:35:02 -0400